Very Violent Ghosts ( Never Made Movies )

BOO, YOU'RE DEAD!

The film students just wanted to pitch movie ideas in the haunted house—little did they know, this was a ghost's cutting room floor.

Endless reincarnations, endless kills, time and space interweaving like sutured thread. No one is safe. This paranormal slasher will chew your mind like scenery, barfing it out into a frothing bucket of blood.

Lights. Camera. Death.

"For a dizzying ride of sidesplitting hilarity and simultaneous projectile vomiting, you owe it to yourself (and your sides) to seek out the sickening delights of R.J. Benetti—one of the genre's most comically deranged and supreme talents!"

—Ryan Harding, Splatterpunk Award-winning author of Transcendental Mutilation