The limited Ass Slasher Bundle comes with:

• One signed copy of HORRORS OF THE SHOPPING MALL ASS SLASHER
• One laminated X-Acto Knife Ass Slasher bookmark
• One signed RJB Horror Bubbling World sticker
• One Your Ass is Slashed sticker
• One Never Made Movies sticker
• Two random Butts on Things stickers

Book description:

In the summer of 1987, StarBright Shopping Mall is the place to be—until a masked killer with a bizarre fixation on butts turns it into a slaughtering ground. As the booty count rises, panic spreads faster than parachute pants on an ironing board.

With a mix of laugh-out-loud humor and spine-chilling terror, this book will keep you on the edge of your seat, wondering, “Why did anyone write this?” and “Is my butt truly safe?”