A collection of gross, gory, and surreal bite-sized fiction that is the ideal topper for any toilet. The stories within this bathroom book are also the perfect length for your daily bowel movements! They’ve been tried and tested, within a scientific setting, of course.

The Bathroom Bundle includes:

• One signed copy of Small Short Stories to Read in One Shitting

• One R.J. Benetti signed bookplate

• One “I Survived Hamster’s Ball” sticker

• Two R.J. Benetti Horror stickers